tom brady

One of the greatest quarterbacks ever in the national football league. He plays for the New England Patriots. He has won 3 superbowls and is on the verge of his 4th superbowl victory in superbowlXLII. He has a son with actress Bridget Moynahan and is currently dating super model Gisele Bundchen. Anyone who says that Tom Brady is not one of the greatest quarterbacks ever is just a hater and is just angry because their team got pwnd by Tom Brady.

Drew Bledsoe wishes he was as good as Tom Brady

by MYMESSIAH January 31, 2008

bendy buttsmack

This is where you have the mad runs, and you get your girlfriend to come over and play some kinky games with you. You bend over and tell her to spank you as hard as she can and when she does you spray her with shit and she'll end up using her hand like a fan, causing your shit to backfire... ENJOY!

The bendy buttsmack makes me have orgasms. -or- One time i bendy buttsmacked my dog and it was really intense.

by slamy July 23, 2004

bead

nasty hair

you got a bead on yo' head

by bohamma March 20, 2004

Bead Rubbing

External Female Masturbation, When a female rubs her clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Anthony: "Kelly did I walk in on you bead rubbing?"

Kelly: "Yes, I was rubbing the bead."

by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011

Bradyn

The hottest mf out there 😫 he’s so hot,, funny and nice ig 🧐 he’s super cute though super loveable <3

Hey! Remember thar cute guy, Bradyn?

by Lovelevi April 13, 2021

marsha brady

to cum on a girl's face so hard that you end up breaking her nose; alternatively to cum in her nose

"So I ended up hooking up with her last night, but I marsha brady'ed her nose, and I had to take her to the hospital

by Hadji Halef Omar May 4, 2010

pulling a brady

the act of breaking your tibia and growth plate, along with tearing ligiments in your knee while playing soccer

Friend 1-"Dude, I think I broke my tibia."
Friend 2-"Oh shit, you're pulling a brady!"

by That Albino Kid July 28, 2009