go kill yourself hot

Adjective. When someone is so outrageously attractive that it is the universe's way of telling you (the far less attractive individual) to 'Just go kill yourself, there is no point in trying. You will never land a babe like her'.

Less macabre alternative: just give up hot

That girl isn't just hot, she's go kill yourself hot.

by scientifick January 04, 2016

Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself

A term disparaging the experience at any big box chain store.

I could be watching the game this afternoon but the wife's got a big dose of Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself waiting for me.

by Kash65 May 08, 2012

because you touch yourself at night

a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

by Killinphil November 09, 2008

go clone yourself!

When you have to take a massive dump thats approximately one half of your initial body mass

After that TacoBell marathon, you couldn't crap for days, and then on Thursday, you had to go clone yourself!

by HannahKraus February 25, 2009

Lay Waste Too Yourself

To lay waste to one self means to shit your pants

John: Dude whats that smell, did you just Lay Waste Too Yourself.

Arnold: Damn Skippy!

John: Were in public you sick sunava bitch!

by urbanmacgyver May 24, 2009

get yourself a man from congo

It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

by duck_off January 26, 2017

national get yourself flowers day

March 21st Get yourself some flowers you do more than you give yourself credit for, forget those who don’t recognize it I am and I’m proud of you

Happy national get yourself flowers day!

by Toxic.cookie August 29, 2022