Balser

One of the baddest and funniest mutha fuckas of all times. Also the Executive VP of the BBH Telluride Chapter. His name can also be used as a verb.

Yo, did you see Mikey last night? He said he was going to take that hoor home and Balser, but I wonder if he actualy went indefinetly?

by The Mouth aka The Body Guard December 13, 2008

baker baby

A girl with a large head that can talk forever and is a power-eater, truly known for large thigh muscles and superior dancing skills. Her weapon of choice is her cellphone which is usually not working. She likes baking babies and eating them, that is why her head is so big.

Oh that girl is a Baker Baby? She must have a monolithic head.

Oh that girl can dance! Damn! She must be a Baker Baby!

by EugeneThe1stWorldWonder January 14, 2008

BAKER'S DOZEN

SELF IMPOSED SEXUAL "GOAL" THAT REQUIRES ONE OF PARTICIPANTS TO ORGASM TWELVE TIMES BEFORE THE OTHER DOES ONCE. USED MAINLY BY THOSE WHO LIKE TO GIVE MORE THAN RECEIVE.

I live by the Baker's Dozen Rule.... You have to orgasm twelve times before I get to once.

by BLACKWIDOWLIVEZ September 28, 2017

Bakery owner

Gayish mahesh babu cooks pork for zoonear ntr

Its bakery owner who performs job

by Gangam styl January 3, 2021

Barbie Baker

The ultimate outcast, who doesn't know they are an outcast.

dude, that new girl samantha is totally pulling a Barbie Baker.. its sad she doesn't even know people want spill her guts

by this girly March 4, 2011

charlie-baker

a charlie baker is that one kid who wears shorts all the time. It doesn't matter how cold it is, charlie-bakers will never wear long pants.

That kid Steve is such a charlie-baker. He always wears shorts.

by Exquisitine Buble-Schwinslow February 21, 2017

Brandon Baker

When you are a faggot and report shit on social media because your dry mangina is clogged with sand.

I seen someone talking shit about some Milbrandt guy on a Facebook page. At that point my sand filled mangina started to get sore even though I have been taking it strickly in the ass for weeks, so I Brandon Baker'd who ever posted that funny shit and it soothed the pain in my mangina.

by Riverrat69 June 5, 2018