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Sideways Badger

Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.

Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.

Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017
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sketchy badger

A bitch who thinks he is sneaky as fuck but everyone knows about his doings.
by REICHSTEIG January 12, 2018
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Easing the Badger

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.

The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.

Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.
by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018
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bangder

A gang banger, or "bangder". The addition of the letter "d" is used to create the "der" pronunciation, essentially to mock, belittle, provoke, and make fun of gangsters. This term is not limited only to actual gang members, but is inclusive to all low-life ignorant scum that try to replicate the mannorisms, dress, or actions of gang bangers. A synonym of "gangster bankster"
Why are you walking like a gimp, do you think you are a bangder?; You think your a jump hard joker, but your nothing more than a jump soft bangder.; Stop wasting my tax money on your welfare bangder!; Don't kill me bangder!
by Austin Davies November 7, 2005
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three bagger

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."
by moof July 10, 2003
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get banged out

the act of being injured or smashed
stop hatin' on my boys unless you want to get banged out
by j-rob mad fresh May 5, 2010
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Badger tap

1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.

2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"

2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
by JamesEvan October 25, 2011
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