Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

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Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.

Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.

by Olaffffffvfrf May 14, 2017

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two bagger

rounding the bases with two people in a single 24 hour period. three = three bagger, four = four bagger, etc.

I managed to swing a two bagger today! Next goal, a three bagger!

by snags12 August 27, 2017

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noodle banged

Fucking a girl with a limp dick.

“Henry!” “What Ron?” “I just noodle banged your mom and it hurt!”

by Gayfag September 26, 2017

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A shadow bagger is a stranger who in public will stand so close behind you that you can't see them and they are out of your peripherals. Only when you turn your head or back/bump into them you notice them!

"Last night at the party I stepped out to check out the moon and I had no idea that Shadow Bagger Chris was standing behind me the whole time...next time I'm throwing an elbow!"

by Gunno 2 November 6, 2017

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