27 August

National slap your bestfriend day

You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!

by weird.quotes_ December 16, 2021

Andrew August

yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.

Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.

by nicecaulk October 11, 2020

august 51

when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20

on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all

by patcat November 5, 2019

August 16th

Those born on this Day are Charming, Pleasant and Endlessly caring. They deserve all the praise they receive and are selfless enough to share it with those they love.

They also give the best hugs and kisses.

“Wow, so you were born on August 16th? That’s, awesome! You’re awesome! Lemme give you a hug!”

by Soft Friend September 25, 2023

Carl August

An awful person and a real dumass. He is like your trash

Carl August is dum

by bin osama May 31, 2022

August 19

A BOOBOO BEAR'S BIRTHDAYY
(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ

"August 19th is my birthday!"
"I don't give a fuck :D"

by uwuqueen1234 August 18, 2022

August 9th

Haiji towa hate day

Did you hear it's August 9th.
Oh yeah it's haiji towa hate day!

by annneeee August 3, 2021