Apple Bobbing

Where a female/ male partner takes both balls in the mouth.

Danny totally got Apple Bobbed last night.

Apple Bobbing is all of the fun.

by Hansaa January 5, 2015

apple-knocker

a rural person, a rustic person

Get out of my buisness you apple-knocker.

by Light Joker August 21, 2007

Bread Apple

Formed by a couple or more pieces of bread which have been de-crusted and squished into the shape of an apple. Usually eaten as an apple too.

Let's get some bread and make a BREAD APPLE!

by Milly McGuffle June 20, 2008

Apple fans

You suck apple fans

Apple fans can't grab poop

by Food... September 25, 2019

Ass apple

1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.

After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.

by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017

Apple Minutes

A measurement of time which, although seeming to correspond with mankind's definition of time, is relatively unknown.

While installing Mac OS X Leopard on my Mac, I was excited to find it was only going to take another 34 minutes. Little did I know that it was 34 apple minutes and hours later I was still waiting.

by Wilsomatic March 31, 2008

Apple Muncher

The term for when one person proceeds to indulge in the eating or licking of another's asshole.

"Dude, her booty is as ample as an apple."
"Do you eat it?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Apple Muncher..."

by OoopsieWhoopsie July 28, 2015