An Amber Fact

A fact that is, in fact, completely fucking made up bullshit but delivered with such conviction as to make it appear real and avoid challenge within a friendly conversation.

I was surprised that the Vietnamese stripper had such an in-depth knowledge of the transport system in London; "Everyone knows that..." she stated. I considered it was probably an Amber Fact, let her feel important and then jizzed in her eye.

by Rushers1234 October 9, 2019

kiss-able

A word to describe a very attractive, honeyed, and delicate lips.

Stin: Send a picture of her face to Aleg ...
Aleg: After seeing her lips and feeling like kissing her: You look cute and your lips are so kiss-able

by Ailig2U September 20, 2020

An Amber

A word for when someone is abusing they’re husband and played victim, but court presented evidence she was guilty. Biggest Karen on the planet that even karens hate.

Someone: stop being such an amber!
Them: sorry man I am nothing like that cunt

by Ihateamberheard December 30, 2020

The Amber

A gorgeous and rare creature. Usually found on the sunniest of beaches, the Amber is fond of being in the ocean. The Amber will often use a board as a floatation devise, and transportation from ocean to shore. If you can get close enough to interact with the Amber, be calm and kind. If you do so, the Amber will most likely give you a generous compliment, and make you feel at ease. If you don’t keep the Ambers attention, or if you aren’t kind, she will quickly move on. The Amber thrives in many different situations, and at many activities. If you are able to get the Amber comfortable enough to prepare food, it is one of the most amazing experiences you could imagine. Ambers also have incredible acoustic, and vocal cognitive processes, and can recognize as well as create beautiful melodies. The Amber has a very aggressive and unique mating ritual, which is reserved only for very strange and elusive Joe.

George: Holy shit is that the Amber over there?!
Ray: That girl over there in the ocean, idk maybe.

by Fruit of the tomb November 23, 2021

Okay Amber

Okay Amber (sarcastic phrase): Used as a response to being lectured by a cancel culture millennial.

Tiffany: They need a crying room at our school next to the un labelled washrooms, where is the empathy for those that need it!!!

Dave: Okay Amber

Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber

by dubeswiggins November 25, 2021

Zahra Amber

Zahra Amber is the sweetest girl you will ever come across. The prettiest drop dead gorgeous women alive. She has a heart of pure gold. If you ever meet a Zahra with a middle name Amber you should give her the biggest hug and never let go.

“Is that Zahra Amber over there” “Yes it is! She’s gorgeous let me give her a hug”

by zaza1011 April 1, 2023

a-whore-able

adjective used to describe a person or thing that is adorable, yet subtly slutty

Girl one: Is this shirt too revealing? There's this guy I want to impress but I don't want him to think I'm a slut...

Girl two: Oh my god no it's just the right amount of slutty! Totally a-whore-able!

by booger nipple July 20, 2016