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Albertans

Those residing in Alberta, Canada. Worst drivers in the world. Unable to handle curves in the road, intersections, hills, and going at least 10 above or below the posted speed limit.
Albertans cannot drive
by -Katie July 20, 2008
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Battle of Alberta

An intense rivalry between Edmonton and Calgary (Alberta, Canada), usually refering to hockey. During Battles of Alberta, fans of the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers flood the bars of both cities.

Flame and Oiler supporters from both side of a family have been known to cause rifts in the family.

A Battle of Alberta is often held on New Year's Eve.

But only Calgary has the Red Mile and Sea of Red and has made it into the playoffs the past few years. So Calgary kicks butt.
A true conversation had in Australia regarding the Battle of Alberta:

Calgarian: Hey, you're Canadian, aren't you? Where from?

Edmontonian: Edmonton.

Calgarian: Oh. In thought something stunk in here.
by calgaryflamesqueen October 25, 2008
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Alberta

A wretched hive of scum, villainy, and greed.
Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit.

Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.
by CoolCat6969 September 26, 2008
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Albertin

The most amazing friend ever. She'll be there for you through everything. Don't make a mistake and lose her, you'll be sorry! <3
Albertin is my best friend.
by Elle16 March 5, 2011
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Allerton

A Name commonly used for a heavy drinker. Not someone you generally hang out with often, more of a "rando" that shows up and drinks your liquor and passes out.
Paul "Where's the Allerton?"
James "Passed out in the bathroom."
Paul "Of Course"
by Derrick Whibber April 30, 2011
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Redd Alert

Canadian gang started in Edmonton, Alberta
spreaded, Was very powerful in Regina Saskatchewan before half of em got locked up and the rest of them switched to rival gangs, but not the true soldiers, they stayed loyal to the Redd

Rival Gangs : Native Syndicate(AKA NS), Natives Looking to get Payed(AKA NL)

Current Allies: Indian Posse(AKA IP), Native Syndicate Killers(AKA NSK)
Dickface: Yo bitch wtf did u just flash me?
Afroman: 100% REDD 200% ALERT FOREVER DOIN DIRT REDD TILL WE DEAD, Redd Alert BITCH
by Suspenders wit a fro March 5, 2009
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