Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.

Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw

by Stranger that nobody cares for July 11, 2022

Human pingapede

A chain of people each putting a pinga up the arse of the person infront of them simultaneously - like the human centipede, hence the name.

Let's line up and make a human pingapede.

by Custardbuttermargerine July 9, 2017

remember the human

An Internet principle of etiquette, and very well a forum/message board Golden Rule. Calls for empathy on the part of the individual about to post or comment, as to remember that what they're writing will be read by a person - and all that entails.

P1: Dude, just kill yourself.
P2: Bro, remember the human.
P1: I shall repent, brother.

by apostrophe' February 5, 2019

human pile

A group of at least 2 or more people piling up on each other.

Me and my friends made a human pile

by MLGPugMaster January 13, 2017

Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.

Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.

by Shogun__ August 27, 2023

Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney

The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued

by MrRemodel October 3, 2018

Human Noose

An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.

My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday

by Kitsunes Balls July 23, 2021