wipe your lip

Used when referring to someone who is forever talking shit I.e. Referring to their need to use some toilet tissue to remove the bullshit which is forming around the edges of their mouth.

"I was partying with that hot blonde again last night."

"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."

by nuclearbigwill August 19, 2016

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wipe start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up there with a big wad of TP and give it the old wipe start. Works like a charm.

I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse a wipe start. Floodgates open!

by BallzDeeeeeeeeep September 05, 2021

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Clorox Wipes

those things everyone went crazy for in 2020 for absolutely no reason

Man A: hey dude I just got some Clorox wipes!
Man 2: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!? GIVE ME THEM! I HAVE A GUN
Man A: what

by mrdrjohno May 04, 2021

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mind wipe

Learning something that completely shatters your paradigm of what was possible.

“That movie is a mind wipe.”

“I can’t believe who she’s with, that’s a complete mind wipe!”

by ThinkTank132 July 08, 2010

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Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.

I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.

by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018

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