A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.
"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.
by ?Ninja May 15, 2005
Get the Ninja Slapmug. A man with a short mustache that when a woman is asleep, pulls out his wiener and repeatedly slaps her face until he is fully pleased. Then attempts to kill ones self.
by NiggaQuotesNigga April 17, 2015
Get the hitler slapmug. When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.
Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.
by RhysMac March 11, 2012
Get the Bollock Slapmug. Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other
by ling69 November 9, 2013
Get the slap sacksmug. by memestar36469 June 16, 2018
Get the Mayonnaise Slappingmug. A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
by Verostoria January 22, 2022
Get the Laporta Slapmug. by Jpizzthenizz June 16, 2018
Get the Slap Bumpmug.