new year's

the amazing time of year that you have reached with out being killes wich is onley created to have a break for two weeks that they call a vacation so before it you can say see you next year.

kid:see you next year
other kid:how old are you dumbass that stoped being funny in like the second grade
kid:no its still funny
other kid:yah to you

by livi January 1, 2005

five-year plan

A situation where a person ends up completing an intended four-year course of study in five years, usually by flunking a year.

-So Steve failed tenth grade?
-Yeah, he's on the five-year plan.

by Gus P. September 19, 2005

Anti-Furry year

From past 23.02.2021, anti furry year has begun. You are legally obliged to block contact with every furry you know and eliminate them if possible. Good luck solider.

Sam:Hey Bob
Bob:Y-yes? owo
Sam:Its Anti-Furry year, 2021
Bob:Oh fuck

by HTheSupporter. February 23, 2021

9 year old

most toxic thing on planet earth

commonly found spending 69 hours a day playing fortnite boattle royale

9 year old: OMG fuck shit cunt die motherfucker goddam die you useless bitch why wont you die omg i play fortnite and i have no braincells fuck shit dick ass

me: pulls out the child reppelent

by just_a_normal_idiot September 2, 2021

Seven Year Bitch

An american all girl punk rock band from seattle. Ironically the band lasted for 7 years.

The band Seven year Bitch named their band after the movie Seven year Itch.

by HKpinkstars February 12, 2010

Happy New Year!

The phrase used at the New Year when the clock turns midnight and it becomes January 1.

Guy 1: Happy New Year!!!

Guy 2: Yo Happy New Year!!!

Guy 3: Yo but that New Year tho!!

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Yo its mah boy! Happy New Year!!

Anthony Favata: Happy New Year!!

by HAPPYNEWYEAR! January 1, 2014

seven year itch

to have sexual cravings for sex with a different partner

colin was quite frank "look kev, I've been as faithful as any normal red-blooded male"
"seven year itch, rearing it's ugly head?" replied the Kev
"well, it's more like this seven year TWITCH" admitted colin as the cup and saucer jumped from his lap.

by theWestHamfan January 7, 2004