Wafflesquatch

-Noun
1. A person that loves waffle crisp and is a sasquatch
-Noun
2. Something you call someone that frustrates or angers you because of their stupid behavior

Mike! Stop being such a big stupid wafflesquatch.

by Tayshaun April 14, 2008

waffle

try hard (generally referring to school) whose only goal is to seem smart and important in the eyes of their peers and administrators. some common waffle acts include but are not limited to
-asking how somebody did on an assignment just so they can say how well they did
-going ahead in the work and then make a big deal about it like by asking a question like "what if I'm already done"
-racing to finish every in-class assignment first
-answering every question with the intent of proving they know the answer
be honest everyone, we all have some waffle in us. its good to embrace this waffleness that we got, but don't let it consume our personalities

Ryan: "Yo Adam, How'd you do on the physics test?"
Adam: "Shut up Ryan you waffley ass bitch"
Ryan: *shame upon his elders*

by Ryan is my Bitch September 26, 2020

doggy waffle

fucking a girl doggy style while eating a plate of waffles on her back

that doggy waffle was delicious yesterday

by branwolfsonnn December 3, 2010

Munch on her waffle

1. Performing cunnilingus on a girl

or

2. Helping finish someone's breakfast.

This phase can be heard at a small diner that serves breakfast by a friendly waitress who does not get sexual innuendo.

While two people are sitting at a diner finishing their breakfast, the waitress notices the party is mostly done with their food. She walks over and asks the male in the party "do you want to munch on her waffle?" in reference to the sliver of waffle left on the female's plate.

This is followed by uncontrollable under- your-breath little-school-girl giggling and subsequent urbandictionary.com entry.

by Bluesurf1981 February 19, 2009

blue waffle

A very infected or klobbered vagina. Commonly achieved with masturbation with a tree branch.

matt: hey jake watch got down there?

jake g. : oh just a blue waffle.

by lgfyli April 3, 2010

blue waffle

It is NOT your favorite breakfast food with blueberry sauce on top. Instead, it means "a serious infection on the female genitals".

She got a blue waffle after Bob did her.

by th100 May 26, 2010

Waffle

v. Known mainly in the computer gaming world for when someone plays for so long, fighting the need for sleep, they end up passing out face down on their keyboard. When they wake up, the keys are imprinted on their face resembling a waffle.

"He's been up for 2 days leveling his character, I bet he's going to waffle any second now"

"I'm so tired, I'm about to waffle in the middle of this raid"

by pandapastry July 11, 2009