Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

by quacku November 15, 2024

everything you know is wrong

a song

"what song do we listen to?"
"idk probably everything you know is wrong"

by abilXD February 2, 2025

exotic (noahs wrong)

happy!

terryn (aka your gf) is exotic (noahs wrong) to be right

by Sharon Borger April 8, 2025

Proving Square Enix Wrong

No. No. Not that.

Hym "Nonononono... No. Not just proving Square Enix wrong... They are PROVING! HYM! RIGHT! CORRECT AGAIN!!! I'M LIKE THE WINTER SOLIDER UP IN THIS BITCH! AAAGAIN! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!! Do you see!? Gradient attacks!? Like the MORAL GRADIENT!?"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2025

Don't pay the wrong person

I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.

Hym "Don't pay the wrong person."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Blaming the wrong person

I, by virtue of describing my own situation, do not assume the guilt of the people singling people out to do to others what us being done to me and you refuse to acknowledge the extent to which it was already happening BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING and you are doing that so you can scapegoat goat me. I have not instructed anyone to kill themselves and can be quoted saying that "If someone tells you to kill yourself you should not do it and live out of spite." I have also instructed people contact mental health professionals if they have homicidal ideations and have stop at least one school shooting? How many school shootings has Gavin Newsom stopped? Fucking ZERO bitch. NONE.

Hym "Yet what happens when they contact the mental health professionals? They LIE. They allow people to continue to falsify and defraud the mental health of others. That's Dr. K. That's Jordan Peterson. By allowing the continue of targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia they have accepted your child's suicide as an acceptable outcome. Suicide. Mass shootings. Instrumental use by bad actors to STEAL MY SUCCESS FROM ME. All of these are things I SAID WOULD HAPPEN. And they ALL came to fruition. The weaponized schizophrenia does what I said it would do. And what did the YouTube fucks do when they confirmed the veracity of my claims? AFTER DOXXING ME FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF DOING THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA TO ME AS THOUGH IT WASN'T ALREADY HAPPENING!? Cried like a bitch, very publicly and then continued to either do it or do nothing. That goes for the celebrity psychologists as well. How much do you want to bet that if I name drop Dr. Phil he shows up in the news cycle tomorrow? It wouldn't be the first time it happens. But they can't resist. They can't resist doing it and they want me to kill your kids so they can sweep their culpability under the rug and go forward as the authors of history. All to keep REE-lon's (likely) money flowing into their pockets. You're blaming the wrong person here. I don't want your kids to die. I want you to stop letting these people call a bluff FOR YOU that you cannot afford.

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

What could go wrong?

A thing people say when they want to have awful things happen to them.

What could go wrong? It's "probably" safe!

by heykidslikecocaine?followme October 2, 2025