dave the magical cheese wizard

hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023

Wizard

The word Cullen thought meant cool so everyone said it back to him.

Wizard Man!

by Bollibollibolli May 14, 2021

Space wizard

A person who is over the age of 30 and still a virgin

Bro that guys at the comic book store was such a space wizard

by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019

Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014

I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

Glizzard Wizard

The person with the biggest dick in the orgy. Usually of african decent.

Damn tyrone was the Glizzard Wizard of the group last night, i cant feel my insides.

by Glizzard Wizerd September 10, 2020