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Wizard

Derogatory reference of the type of people you associate with world class nerds with 0 social skills, pale skin, and most likely a virgin
As the basement dweller continued to talk shit over the lobby chat, with a slight lisp, I thought to myself how much of an absolute wizard this kid was.
by _pabl0 December 28, 2020
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Wizard wang

An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.
“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”
by Energylilith January 5, 2021
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Beef Wizard

Wow did you see that Beef Wizard?

“Oh you mean Piper?”

“Yeah, same thing
by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021
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Truth Wizard

A person identified who can identify lies with accuracy of at least 80%
Dude I know you're lying.
Are you an Truth Wizard?
by aslpaul3939 January 7, 2021
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African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.
Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.
by Maq Maq January 13, 2021
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Tax Wizard

To magically live a jet set lifestyle whilst avoiding tax payments
Jeez Steve, loving the new super yacht u tax wizard
by Snideytown February 2, 2021
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Wizard Staffs

A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"
I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.

Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.
by FUBAI2 March 16, 2021
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