Wankers

{noun} - The collective word for a group of "chavs"

Ey look at them big bunch of chav's. Arr you mean the wankers

by twisted behaviour August 6, 2011

kiwi wanker

A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.

"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
"Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker."

by Kyou January 25, 2005

topman wanker

A male individual who purchases the majority of his clothes from topman. These people are usually twats who go to gay ass clubs afterschool.

luqman: whos that mysteriously sexy man
glen: that's chris, hes a topman wanker!
luqman: oh

by sickgarms123 September 10, 2009

Winkers

Winking to another of a diverse race

Winkers to my nigga

by LeeAnn Randolph October 20, 2003

bloody wanker

a british person who WANKS (jerks off, gets off on him/herslef, etc.) repeatedly in the course of one day....especially Zandy

The british counselor at my camp was a blopdy wanker....but not as much as Zandy is

by Da Brow February 6, 2004

Wanker Muffin

Wanker Muffin:--- A derogatory term used to define A nympho and chronic masturbator whom you are playfully joking with. Wanker being the derogatory term, and muffin being the cute addon for which to minimalize the offense of the term.

(while talking to his friend Kayla..) I don't wanna go out with you, you little Wanker Muffin.

by Ryan Kyger October 6, 2006

yanker your wanker

it means to jack off, pull your hose, milk uor cow, masturbate you get what i am talking about right? inveted by a fag named tyler

tyler keeps yanking his wanker

by jack masturson June 9, 2004