arch-wanker

To reach heights well above the ordinary wanker. In analogy to arch-bishop.A British word.

Steve was an arch-wanker by anybodies standards.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

Ticket Wanker

A person that buys concert tickets and sells them on eBay for more than face value in order to make profit off other peoples misfortunes!

George: "This guy is selling Kings of Leon tickets for £200 each!!

Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"

by FL455H November 7, 2010

Ain’t no rest for the wicked

Originally a song by “Cage the Elephant”, the phrase is used to describe the lives of people in severe poverty either engaging in illicit activity like prostitution, robbery, or theft out of necessity to survive. Reasons include bills to pay, mouths to feed, and the fact that nothing in this world is for free. They’re not generally heartless bastards, but money makes you do things you shouldn’t be doing.

Person 1: I heard that a bunch of guys robbed an ACE Hardware store the other day

Person 2 : times must’ve been tough. Ain’t no rest for the wicked.

by Cam Trent August 1, 2022

Wanker

1. term used for someone who jacks off all day.
2. A loser who is 35 and lives with his mom and doesn't have a job.
3. a fuckin' retard

1. get your hands out of your pants you wanker
2. man that guy is such a wanker
3. What a wanker

by Stephanie \'youngin\' April 25, 2003

minge winker

a striptease artiste

Widdecombe gave up politics to become a minge winker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

wanker mobile

A regular car that has been modified in the attempt to make it look like a sports car. Often has windows darkened with black see through sticky back plastic, an exhaust you could put your head in and more often than not has a huge bass music system in it that requires a small powerstation to run.

Look at that chav in his clio wanker mobile

by Wonky December 14, 2008

Wicked Sick Nasty

Origins: Boston
the ultimate adjective for New Englanders
means extremely awesome
note: anyone outside of new england that says any of these other than sick will sound like an idiot. So i suggest not doing that.

Your shirt is wicked sick nasty!

by Leslo :3 April 4, 2011