When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.
by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020
Get the Water Weaselmug. by muffincruncher December 6, 2010
Get the Grey Weaselmug. Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020
Get the cock weaselmug. Someone that leaches off someone’s music career and thinks that they can do what ever they want because they make shitty music
by Mason James February 14, 2020
Get the Weaselmug. "Fucking weasel" is an insult that describes someone as sneaky, untrustworthy, or insincere, similar to a "sneaky snake". The term draws from the real weasel's predatory behavior, such as stealing from hen houses, which historically gave the animal a reputation for craftiness and slyness.
by kam75xx August 22, 2025
Get the fucking weaselmug. 
a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!
disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
by wildlife101 February 19, 2017
Get the snow weaselmug.