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Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel

The Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel Is small creature for that moves from female to female, often stealthily-violating them. The pervert weasel is drawn to threads of material specifically from the knickers being warn at the time. The Weasel whilst very driven is known to be reckless in its frenzied pursuit and will often accidentally nip and take a pube instead. Shocked and caught in the act. The Weasel will retreat back to its hide and use the pubes to pad out its filthy nest.

A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo
Svetlana "owww what the hell was that? Something bit me"
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"

Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel
by Scandi-seeker May 9, 2025
mugGet the Ukrainian Pervert-Weaselmug.

cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020
mugGet the cock weaselmug.

snow weasel

a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!

disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
that girl is SUCH a snow weasel omg
by wildlife101 February 19, 2017
mugGet the snow weaselmug.

Weasel

Someone who is a know it all and lives to correct people. Memorizes everything verbatim
Zach memorized the whole book verbatim and even corrected the instructor. He's such a weasel!
by rlosoccer August 27, 2017
mugGet the Weaselmug.

Weaseling out

When you're dick is too soft to penetrate. Also to avoid to do any type of effort.
by Ianisanoggod December 15, 2016
mugGet the Weaseling outmug.

Buffing Someones Weasel

This sentence refers to wanting to penetrate (buffing) someone's Weasel (a persons anus or vagina), usually used in very intimate moments.
I'd love to buff that Weasel, sir!

That guy was Buffing Someones Weasel yesterday morning, then he took his fish for a feet walk.
by Walt.Jr December 8, 2024
mugGet the Buffing Someones Weaselmug.

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