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social jobbery warrior

Also known as SJWs, Social Jobbery Warrior are sanctimonious crybullies who routinely ruin anything fun and get talented scientists fired or crying on public television

SideNote: jobbery means "practice of using a public office or position of trust for one's own gain or advantage."
- Hey, did you see Mercedes Carrera was denied her guest spot on the SXSW panel because she upset an SJW?
- Yeah, those Social Jobbery Warriors get special treatment when they claim harassment, yet tell people to "go burn in a fire" on a daily basis
by Anna_Cherry June 29, 2016
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waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights
These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.
by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016
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full spectrum warrior

A term used to describe someone very stupid, clueless, or Terminally Online.
It's name references the Autism Spectrum and is an indirect way of calling someone a Retard.
"Why does your sister spend all her free time getting offended on Twitter?"
"Because she's a Full Spectrum Warrior."
by _Underscore_dude February 27, 2023
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cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.
"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"
by Walker00791 August 16, 2017
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One Stroke Warrior

When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.
Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."
by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018
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Warm up warrior

A warmup warrior is a person that sprints the warmups. This could be in any team sport from track to swimming. These people are usually slow in the main part of the practice and dislikes by others.
1: Dang, Karly is such a warm up warrior
2:Yeah, it’s super annoying, wait till the main set
by Popculture February 1, 2019
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WKND Warrior Mouthwash

Dash of tooth paste, Sip of vodka, sip of water,
Hmm. I have no lister one… maybe j can jus weeknd warrior Blayson in my mouth with a wknd warrior mouthwash.
by Morgan Duhon August 13, 2022
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