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wanker breath

When you are getting sucked off but she is doing a bad job so you give a handing help and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now she has wanker breath.
wanker breath... when she is giving you bad head so you help out by wanking while still getting sucked off and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now her breath stinks of cum aka wanker breath
by tidyyourdick June 4, 2017
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Whitefield Wanker

An upper class guy that uses daddy's credit card to try find himself in Thailand
Oh man, I was chilling with him the other week, he was banging on about his trip to Thailand, he is a totally Whitefield Wanker.
by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021
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wankers

people who say they are 'protected' but then demand other people be sacked and locked up to 'keep them safe'. - Alexandra Marshall
Vaccinated to unvaccinated: Hey, quit being a threat to my health by refusing to be injected with the stuff that's supposed to protect me from the virus that I was injected for!
Unvaccinated's response to Vaccinated: Forget it you wankers!!! Use your brains. If the vaccine works then my health condition won't affect yours at all because you're supposedly protected from the virus. Besides, my body my choice.
by anonymous September 18, 2021
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Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.
Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?
by LegalEagality February 23, 2023
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wake the wife wanker

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy
by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021
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wanker

In a literal sense, a person who masturbates, but in a more commonly used way in the United Kingdom, an idiotic person who you hate. If you call someone a wanker, you are most likely referring to the more informal use of the word and calling them a wanker, but the irony of this insult is that it's probably true in a literal way (for about 95% of people), but you hardly ever mean it that way.
Literal: That wanker won't stop wanking!
Informal: Shut up you wanker!
by Cornish surfer boy June 7, 2021
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Wankering

Being hung by your dick
Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan
by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017
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