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walking atrocity

A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity
Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!
by godchef July 8, 2010
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walking hatred

a person who is notorious for walking around in hatered. or a person who hates everything and everyone.
(walking hatred)- "next person i see in a wheelchair is getting beat the fuck up!"
by WALKING HATRED February 21, 2011
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Walking contradiction fiend

- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs

- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens

- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink

Often says things like:

"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"

"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"

"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"

"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"

- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs

-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more

- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess

- they will snort anything

- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them

- might dress as animals when high wired
"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"

"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"

"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
by OncaPardus August 14, 2012
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Walking on the wet carpet

The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.
Walking on the wet carpet

Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!
by Dusk-Runner November 27, 2012
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Walking on water

When your sitting on the toilet and your balls hang down and touch the water
Dude I just took a massive dump and I was Walking on water the whole time
by im bjorn June 22, 2019
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pole walker

1. public- Men that have a long package that swings around in their pants as they walk. Not to be mistaken for simple loose underwear, as many onlookers assume there's a large soft penis, even when it's all testicle movement. An actual pole walker shows a tripod-like front and back swing and one obvious source in the middle.

2. Simiprivate- Having an erection while walking (usually fast). Often done in the morning to the bathroom, or in the gym lockers. Mostly done with some attempts to hide the penis or with hopes to be unnoticed.
Sherri only talks to the pole walkers she can spot from the end of the mall.

I know to get out of the way of the urinals when somebody in the lockers calls out, "Pole walker!"
by The Riftalope November 10, 2008
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Snuggle Walker

A snuggle walker is a person that loves public displays of affection - especially while traversing by foot with his/her significant other.

A snuggle walker at times will be so touch-feely and immersed on their significant other that it becomes difficult for the recipient of said snuggle walking to actually make forward progress.

Key attributes of snuggle walking include:
- extremely tight hand-holding
- tickling

- jumping on recipients back
- rubbing the buttocks of the recipient
- baby-talking to the recipient at high decibel levels

- pushing the recipient away only to pull them in much closer

More often than not, the person accompanying a snuggle walker is NOT a huge fan. People need their personal space when traveling by foot.
Joe: Hey dude, that girl you took out is hot. How did your date go last night?

Ryan: Yea, you're right she's hot, and everything about her is perfect, EXCEPT when we were walking from the Olive Garden to the Dave & Busters she was a total snuggle walker. That's a deal breaker!
by The Jammy February 5, 2010
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