Vampired

Someone strung out on drugs, like heroin

I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.

by k bunny March 19, 2023

Vampire Olivia Rodrigo

I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.

THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!

OH...

BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.

BLEEDING ME DRY,

LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..

Omg, the song.. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo Rocks!

by Vampire Olivia Rodrigo August 20, 2024

Fun Vampire

Person who sucks the fun out of a Smash Bros. Game by playing King K. Rool on a friendly online arena match among friends.

"Should I ask Daniel to join us tonight?"

"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"

"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"

"Indeed my man"

by Dr_Sheriff February 6, 2019

australian vampire

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually

"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."

by S*I** February 22, 2019

Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokehold

When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.

Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold

by thehappytwo March 12, 2025

Vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted by TVD cast. Especially Stefan Salvatore

Boy:I like you..
Girl:I’m a vampire diaries sexual

by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021

Knowledge Vampire

Someone who is great is extracting information out of others. There are two kinds of KVs -- i) who keeps the knoweldge to themselves and ii) who shares the acquired knowledge.

KVs that keeps the knowledge to themselves are harmful to the society.. They collect knowledge for selfish reasons and use it against the person they acquired the knowledge from. It's important to identify them and seal them in their coffins.

KVs that shares the knowledge with others are good. They are like robinhood but the knowledge. They acquire and release the knowledge for the betterment of the society. It's important to identify them and promote them to free more knowledge to the world

This podcaster is such a knowledge vampire. He knows how to suck the knowledge from the guests.

by chinmaydoteth August 8, 2024