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ur mom

your birthgiver / legal female guardian / any mother figure in your life. if you don’t have one then L 😹😹😹😹
“sarah what do you want for dinner tonight honey?”
“ur mom”
by nyaminyami January 24, 2022
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a mysterious entity that seems to have done everything and has literally every trait imaginable, avoid at all costs
ur mom is commonly seen:
-banging someone
-being obese
-having the big gay
-being hot
-disowning you
-literally anything else you can imagine
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It is a basic way to ignore answering a question. It can also be used to come-back from a burn, however most people don't think it to be a very good come-back. The main use of it is between 7-11 year old children.
"Hey, want some pizza? I just bought it-"

"Ur mom"
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(In an argument)

"At least I didn't eat the old cheese-it on the ground!"

"Ur mom"
by HarrysWizardingWorld April 7, 2022
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one of your parent bt lets talk HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH YOURE AN IDIOT FOR SEARCHING UP LIKE BRH THS JOKE CAN HELP PEOPLES FEELINGS youre insane go get a thripst
Me: hey

friend: ur mom
by play man October 8, 2021
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ur mom is the best comeback on earth ex
billy: hey what u doing

u: ur mom
ps i like hot moms
by ilikehotmoms April 26, 2022
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A common type of joke used by mainly 9-14 year old kids but in some cases older people have used it it’s a impeccable roast that’s hard to comeback from
Boy 1: your stupid

Boy 2: ur mom is stupid

Crowd: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Boy 1: *crying
Boy 2: *has all the bitches
by Poopytime23 June 11, 2021
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by Falcon021 May 19, 2022
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