uncle bastard

Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.

My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .

by Pink warrior March 07, 2018

pasta uncle

An Italian sugar daddy. Typically a man that offers the same benefits of a sugar daddy but requires less of a woman’s time....and can also cook a mean lasagna.

I’m sick of sugar daddies. They need too much of my time. Just give me a pasta uncle.

by Tousen71 September 15, 2018

Harry Uncle

When you’re giving a blow job and you raise up with a pube stuck in your teeth.

Hey Bethany, that was a great blow job, but you’ve a Harry uncle.

by LA_Salle February 26, 2020

Uncle jake

A man with the greatest facial hair on the planet

The guy over there is such an uncle Jake.

by afraize December 02, 2021

Uncle Touchy

An Uncle that loves you too much and is always down to love you much more.

I had a Uncle Mitch but he got incarcerated , now he's my Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 26, 2023

uncle girl

A man that looks and dresses feminine.

Look at that man over there he's an uncle girl.

by femcelk April 10, 2023

uncle neil

A man who is mean to little children and wears cowboy boots to weddings.

I went Uncle Neil on a staff member this morning. I got my shitkickers on for a wedding, I want to see my large breast-asis Jennykins for a send off, Go Uncle Neil on his lazy ass

by Barriesucks April 02, 2018