twitterpaited

a stupid word christian people teach thier kids to say because they think it is socially unacceptable to say the word "horny"

girl: why is that guy following me everywhere?
Guy: oh don't mind Chris, he's just twitterpaited

by wicklette January 3, 2011

off the twitter

taking a Twitter vacation

I've been off the twitter lately. Kinda taking a break from social media for awhile.

by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015

twitter stan

a whole new language on twitter used by cool gen z kids thats kinda hard to understand if you dont know

no one:

literally nobody:
twitter stan:

i love oomf

ill step on you binch

its on sight
PERIODT
luuv

by reddieforit October 1, 2019

Twitterpated

Also known as a TC or "Twitter Crush"

When one develops a crush on a fellow user of the social media platform Twitter.

I started talking to them on Twitter and now I am Twitterpated.

by CaptTattedSam June 12, 2018

Twitterpated

Also known as a TC or "Twitter Crush"

When one develops a crush on a fellow user of the social media platform Twitter.

I started talking to them on Twitter and now I am twitterpated.

by CaptTattedSam June 12, 2018

Twitterpated

Lovestruck, foolish

She was twitterpated over the dude.

by Dartistic June 16, 2018

Twitter

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!

Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'

by Alexander_Banks November 7, 2011