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Twitter cowboy 

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.
Johnathan Fleming is a twitter cowboy
Twitter cowboy by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017

twitter gangup 

When you see an asshole committee verbally pissing down your back usually torqued snowflakes or as Jenna Jameson would use the term 'special moron' in a hashtag, I seen the industry gang up on me when it was none of their business when "Plain Jane" Ferridge did a one sided war with me, Cherie M. Priest ended up butting in as she got a c-bomb tossed at her in retort as my blog entry on wordpress speaking about how some investigative don't always return. My insult to her "No one gives fuck about your gardening" as I linked her blog about some of her gardening as I had the YouTube vid known as "Four and Twenty Deadbirds" where I had her first novel signed when she was with a small press. I had spoke with her then publisher asking if she had a history of fucking people over as I remember and I quote when speaking with her on the phone in 2003, "I don't write well with others." My video's closing, "This is the only novel I will ever spend my hard earned money on a I am going to give those readers to my roster on the first namesake as a lot of them write part time."
When one does an investigative report hammering into SomethingAwful for pulling a jayson blair level literary kleptomania, the editor of Queer Fear pulled a tl;dr as he got freight-trained on twitter, "you might as well denied the holocaust you fucking faggot!" That invoked a high profile blowup that saw The Egoless Writer's creator calling me a vile shit. As he claimed the Goon was pulling a prank, as I caught the fuck with my first novel too. I cautioned to the Queer Fear editor not to be in the room with me, but I would end up joining my classmate in the klink as he's a protected species as that invoked one of the more infamous twitter gangup tactics in the industry as I published an alumn of The Huffington Post when he was alive.

twitter speech 

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use
"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"
twitter speech by boatychan February 3, 2019

Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr
You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.

Twitter Vulture 

People who dig through someone's old Tweets just to attempt to ruin that person's career.
Twitter Vulture: I found some interesting tea from ten years ago that can ruin this famous person's career ahahahaha

Twitter vulture 

People who search through old tweets to uncover racist, sexist or mostly out of context, non politically correct jokes or statements. People who think they're symbols of virtue but are essentially garbage collectors for likes and retweets.
"Peter is a Twitter Vulture, he's searching for old racist tweets on the people he follows"
Twitter vulture by Nezhar March 18, 2019