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tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.
I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024
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Thunder Trumpet

Another name for a fatty boomba or also used to describe a large spliff
We named our puppy Thunder Trumpet cause he still has heaps of puppy fat!
by Annikins September 23, 2023
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Rubber Trumpet

When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.
Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?
by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023
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Skin Trumpet

A male sex organ witch contains a copious amount of prepuce
Jon’s skin trumpet goes crazy with that extra foreskin!
by Yoursistersplunger October 28, 2023
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nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption
I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet
by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024
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Texas trumpet

When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.
Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
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