Zach is a Rainbow Cock Fairy
Zach: nar nar nar i like cock nar nar narrrrr!!!!
Jake: You are such a rainbow cock fairy.
Zach: nar nar nar i like cock nar nar narrrrr!!!!
Jake: You are such a rainbow cock fairy.
by pablo the beaner March 03, 2018
When everyone's asleep,
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
by Cinna the Poet January 31, 2016
a fairy that comes in the darkness of night, cuts off your nipple, and gently slips it underneath your pillow while you sleep.
by $lyd@wg11 January 08, 2011
a work-mate who uses your stuff and leaves his trash on your desk on a daily basis. He is usually short in height, a closet queen and obnoxiously all over the place, catching everyone's attention.
by onidhsoj December 05, 2011
The Magical Wood Fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. Whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the Magical Wood Fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.
by Sid Barrett March 21, 2008
by always funny June 08, 2009
A Sugar Plum Fairy is a person who gets so high on the abuseable substance of their choice that they begin passing out freebies to everyone around them in the hopes of making them feel the same. Generally applied to people on LSD or Ecstacy.
Jessica: "Dude, take this hit! You gotta see what I'm seeing!"
Bryan: "No thanks. I'm broke this week."
Jessica: "I don't care, just take it!"
Bryan: "It must be good shit to turn you into such a Sugar Plum Fairy!"
Bryan: "No thanks. I'm broke this week."
Jessica: "I don't care, just take it!"
Bryan: "It must be good shit to turn you into such a Sugar Plum Fairy!"
by MolotovCoqteez September 20, 2013