When everyone's asleep,
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
by Cinna the Poet October 11, 2016
Get the Morning Wood Fairymug. a fairy that comes in the darkness of night, cuts off your nipple, and gently slips it underneath your pillow while you sleep.
by $lyd@wg11 January 8, 2011
Get the the sly boob fairymug. a fandabydozy dude or dudette who often lies and is an ass but is very entertaining and super at the same time!! super cool but not as cool as sonic!! also tends to like to think he/she is a great juggler and is very pretty! ;)
"i love fairy muff he/she is class"
"fairy muff is legendery, totaly brilliant"
"hello, my name is fairy muff, shortened to fairy for a laugh!"
"fairy muff is legendery, totaly brilliant"
"hello, my name is fairy muff, shortened to fairy for a laugh!"
by xXx_sonic_xXx May 26, 2006
Get the fairy muffmug. a work-mate who uses your stuff and leaves his trash on your desk on a daily basis. He is usually short in height, a closet queen and obnoxiously all over the place, catching everyone's attention.
by onidhsoj December 5, 2011
Get the Trash Fairymug. The Magical Wood Fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. Whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the Magical Wood Fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.
by Sid Barrett March 21, 2008
Get the Magical Wood Fairymug. A Sugar Plum Fairy is a person who gets so high on the abuseable substance of their choice that they begin passing out freebies to everyone around them in the hopes of making them feel the same. Generally applied to people on LSD or Ecstacy.
Jessica: "Dude, take this hit! You gotta see what I'm seeing!"
Bryan: "No thanks. I'm broke this week."
Jessica: "I don't care, just take it!"
Bryan: "It must be good shit to turn you into such a Sugar Plum Fairy!"
Bryan: "No thanks. I'm broke this week."
Jessica: "I don't care, just take it!"
Bryan: "It must be good shit to turn you into such a Sugar Plum Fairy!"
by MolotovCoqteez September 20, 2013
Get the Sugar Plum Fairymug. A very very hot chick..
by always funny June 8, 2009
Get the Fairy Flossmug.