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The Sacred Six (Pt 2)

• Jokin’ – A simple comment, statement or question that is generally called by the Caller very quickly, and is usually humorously related.

E.g. Stating to be raised by wolves.
• Testin’ – An act performed with the sole intention to test the Callers character/level of ganjed/calmness/sexuality.
E.g. The Actor may fuck up rotation by purposely taking the joint or handing the joint out of turn to test the “test subjects” calmness/level of ganj. If the subject is chill/unaware enough to disregard the fact that it is THEIR turn, then the subject has passed the test, i.e they are ganjed.
• Shannonin’ – Named after the great cockroach, Shannonin’ is used with the sole purpose to annoy the Caller.
E.g. Continual interruptions of stories, light poking, or constant verbal annoyance.
• Genuswine – When a call has been made, yet the assumed Actor is not performing any of the Sacred Six.
E.g. Saying something that is true, and being mistaken by a Caller to be one of the 5 performable acts.

(NOTE) - This is not a performable act.
*After having smoked 3/5 joints*
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"

EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 2)
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Fucked Six Ways To Sunday

1. Absolutely Shitfaced
2.A situation in which there is no way to get out of it. You Can't Lie, bargain, cry, plead, beg, or joke your way out of being fucked six ways to sunday
1. He drank to the point of being fucked six ways to sunday.
2. I sent that angry email about the boss, to the boss by mistake. Now I'm fucked six ways to sunday.
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The Sacred Six (Pt 1)

The Sacred Six is a game played whilst ganjing between two or more ganjsters. The game consists of five components: the Act, the Call, the Elaboration Approval, the Explanation, and the Answer. The players include the “Actor”, and the “Callers”.

The Actor is a player who decides to “pull” one of the Sacred Six. The Caller(s) are the remaining players left ganjing and are assigned the duty to recognise and identify which one of the Sacred Six has been pulled by the Actor.

The Sacred Six components are the following:

• Occasional Fuckery – A very in depth and elaborate “headfuck” whereby the Actor performs a well-orchestrated ruse to completely manipulate and shock the would-be Caller/Callers.
E.g. There are 5 pre rolled joints and after smoking 3 a player would recognise an opportune moment to “pull” an Occasional Fuckery. Said player would then assume responsibility of the Actor and claim that there is only 1 more joint left, to the shock of the other players involved (now the possible Callers).

• Trollin’ – An absurd and ridiculous statement, comment or question that has the sole intention to evoke a reaction, similar to the Internet troll. As a rule of thumb, Trollin’ is generally called by the Caller far earlier than an Occasional Fuckery.
E.g. Claiming to not feel the effects of the ganj whilst quite obviously doing something only a ganjed cunt would do.
*After having smoked 3/5 joints*
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"

EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 1)
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I got your six

Basically means "I've got your back." Comes from the old pilot system in which directions correspond to hours on the clock, where 12 o'clock is forward and 6 o'clock is behind. Thus anyone behind you is "at your six."
Watch out, dude. There's a creep comin' up behind you but I got your six.
by aithros October 11, 2005
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six flags over jesus

Any overlarge multi building mega church compound. Usually they will be adding another building (or ride) at any given time.
I had to go to a wedding at Six Flags Over Jesus, and I had to park in John 6.
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six pack

the easiest way to carry about a larger than one can or bottle of beer...cheap too
I am too broke to hit the club, I need a six pack.
by Trish the Dish March 11, 2004
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Six Ounce One Eye

Akin to the Six Ounce Rib Eye, the Six Ounce One Eye is just a meaty reference to a stiff and rigid Cock.
Gary: Hey Dan. How was your date last night with Kendra from Accounting?
Dan: It was great brooooohhh! Took to dinner for Sushi then back to my place where I fed her a Six Ounce One Eye.
Gary: Choke on Braaaaaahhhhh! Choke on!
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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