Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.
Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...
by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016
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dumb thinking

When the logical part of yourself knows that whatever you want to happen isn't going to happen, but you still hope anyway
"I knew that she wasn't coming back, but dumb thinking wouldn't let me stop hoping for a sign"
by NightShade10 February 06, 2017
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A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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I Think It's A Sin

A phrase common in the south and/or bible belt region of the US. Typically means that an action or attitude is negative or not a very healthy state of mind/body that isn't actually condemned in the bible (nor endorsed by it either).
Billy Joe: "Man y'all know I cant come visit you in Mississippi, I've got work all week"

Bobby Sue: "All y'all working is gonna put you in the grave and all your free time is spent at home and I think it's a sin"
by forwhomthebellstoll July 25, 2019
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Want but think

A way to justify that your a genuis when predicting results of professional sporting competition.
Rick: Who do you think will win the 2011 NBA finals?

Steve: I want the Mavs to win but I think the Heat will win.

Rick: Don't give me that 'want but think' bullshit. If you were to bet money, who would you put it on?

Steve: ...
by Mav 2011 NBA Champs November 06, 2011
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