coochie captain

andrew. just andrew.

Andrew equals coochie captain. coochie Captain is andrew

by cyxnide August 12, 2022

Captain Russia

A guy with so much testosterone, he’ll make anyone his bitch. Usually, he looks like this: 👶🏼

Random #1: who would win in a fight; captain Russia, or _______?

Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.

by 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐁𝐚𝐠-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐫 💰 🏃💨 August 30, 2022

Captain America

mainstream daddy

Lili: who's Captain America?
Emily: Oh he's that mainstream daddy avengers guy!

by THEgamerboy69 October 19, 2022

Captain Numbnuts

Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious

Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!

by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022

captain walsh

someone you have to salute him every time he walks by

captain Walsh rocks

by Mr.Gentlemen April 20, 2022

Captain cougar

Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

captain d

Another word for dickpic

"Matt showed me his captain D last night"
"was it big"

by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021