Kamikaze Burn

A burn that requires yourself to be burnt in order to be effective. This should only be used in the most extreme circumstances, when you have no alternate comeback.

The only known way to neutralise an Epic Burn.

friend 1: "Until I'm done taking this medication my doctor says I should stop having sex"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
friend 1: "So last night meant nothing to you?"
friend 3: "You got a Kamikaze burn"

by Burnard February 24, 2010

Lisa Burns

Angel on earth. Magical. Gets shit done. Admired by all. Dreamy eyed. Beautiful in all ways. Inspiring. When she speaks its art. Friend to all. Logical. All who bathed in her knowledge are changed for the better. One day she will burn forever. Feel the power! Goddess of 🔥. Feel the Burns.

Lisa Burns is the living end.

by Order of the Burns Dawn June 5, 2018

boxer burn

Like carpet burn, but on you junk from your boxers after having dry sex.

Guy 1: Man my fucking junk hurts!
Guy 2: What the fuck happened?!
Guy 1: I got Boxer burn! My girl dry fucked me so hard last night...

by Darrn April 14, 2014

scissor burn

When 2 girls scissoring introduce a 3rd to the party

Damn guys! This scissor burn is catching on fire! These rendezvous are getting a little rough. My girlfriends never gonna believe I was horseback riding.

by joey the WOP January 26, 2015

beater burn

like rug burn, but on the genitals of a masterbater after going too long/hard.

OW, fuck! I've got beater burn.

by miss_morningstar December 20, 2008

anal burn

fucked so hard your anus gets burned.

"That girl got Anal burn."

by Chucknorris25.8 October 29, 2014

cookies burning

A woman's vagina is often referred to as "the cookie" but I believe a woman's anatomy has many "cookies" or "sweet treats" if you will. When a woman says she’s got cookies burning, she means that her "cookies" or "sweet treats" burn with desire for the object of her affection.

That man has got my cookies burning! Someone get me a fire extinguisher!

by Platinum Punanny February 7, 2017