mouse crust

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.

Damn, I've got mouse crust!

by GloryholeExperience May 2, 2015

melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.

"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"

by deadsouljaboy July 24, 2015

mouse dicked

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.

Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one

by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015

Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.

That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 19, 2017

Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

by LSUBeast December 12, 2015

Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner

fuck you mickey mouse

by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018

Mouse tears

n. lube

Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.

by Mousetearz December 4, 2018