Goat Gored

To be severely injured by a goat.

jeffrey shouldn't have climbed that mountain, he got goat gored pretty good.

by Judicium May 22, 2015

The Sleepy Goat

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.

Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*

by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019

goat loaf

steaming rancid goat turd

dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked

by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021

Goat Scraper

1. One who scrapes out grout from between tiles 2. The goat scraping tool itself 3. Any type of scraping work that is difficult and arduous 4. Holding the lowest position at work

Hey Goat Scraper! Grab your goat scraper and scrape out all the goats in the master shower before lunch time or I will slash your tires and knock up your sister! If I see even one goat un-scraped I will break your fingers one knuckle at a time.

by Planetstills September 10, 2016

Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020

Goat getting

Goat getting - the act of taking a goat before a horse race . The goats were used to calm the horses .

1.Those hoodlums really got my goat
2. Hey Paul you wanna do some warm blooded goat getting instead of sitting around and getting polio

by Theabsolutegoat June 11, 2018

goated person

to say a person who is great/cool

bob: "hey look it's the goated person"
bob's friend: "omg"

by the blu ever!!! January 4, 2023