Double Dutch

When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...

I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...

by GlynC July 31, 2006

Dutch Mudflap

Having sex with a woman by sliding your penis between her labia.

She was kind of freaked out when I DUTCH MUDFLAPPED her.

by BigDaddy1013 May 10, 2016

Dutch Farmboy

A traditional rural Dutch activity that involves fun, healthy, and friendship building. Normally, this activity is performed with a peacock, but can be performed with a goat or a block of cheese.

I love it when Erik B. does the Dutch Farmboy.

by Tinkle Hurlabutton April 18, 2019

Self Dutching

The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.

Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.

Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.

Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.

by Stredball February 8, 2013

dutch holiday

A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.

My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.

by WTFuck July 14, 2015

Dutch Steamer

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.

Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer

by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018

Dutch Bumper

When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.

My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.

by sci-isms June 11, 2023