Man: hey do u know when the creeper was alive?
Me: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago
Me: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago
by Mansnothot69420! April 23, 2022
Get the Creepermug. = (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
Get the The creeper's formulamug. When a girl feels like she's being stalked by guys and is really starting to get tired or scared of it.
Jane decided to lock herself in her room without her phone because she was so creepered out by that weirdo Josh.
by sheik231 August 11, 2009
Get the creepered outmug. Creeper have two definitions
1. It's those annoying nuisance in the Minecraft game that tends to ruin everything by just walking past it. It looks like a green demonic octopus that explodes but doesn't give you ink. However if you get bored of mining in Minecraft you can lure one there and explode it.
2. It's what you call people who read Creepypasta
1. It's those annoying nuisance in the Minecraft game that tends to ruin everything by just walking past it. It looks like a green demonic octopus that explodes but doesn't give you ink. However if you get bored of mining in Minecraft you can lure one there and explode it.
2. It's what you call people who read Creepypasta
Boy 1: I'm a Creeper
group *runs away from him saying "we will not get exploded!"*
Boy 1 : I mean I read creepypasta
Girl from behind: oooh who's your favourite?
Boy 1: Slenderman
Girl: I like Sally
Boy 1: Why?
Girl: Cause I am her. So wanna play with me?
Boy 1: Oh... What? (disappears)
group *runs away from him saying "we will not get exploded!"*
Boy 1 : I mean I read creepypasta
Girl from behind: oooh who's your favourite?
Boy 1: Slenderman
Girl: I like Sally
Boy 1: Why?
Girl: Cause I am her. So wanna play with me?
Boy 1: Oh... What? (disappears)
by Freak_gotstyle135 October 14, 2019
Get the Creepermug. Karl Pawn Hancock tells older women at bikini bars there time was over and should never put on a bikini again. This is an ultimate creeper move, because a creeper watches others.
by Momma Mac April 24, 2022
Get the Creepermug. So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side, side side to side,
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight,
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again, I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again.
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight,
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again, I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again.
by DI_MOLTO_ June 14, 2019
Get the Creepermug. by tascruquoi February 9, 2020
Get the Furious Creepermug.