Tax

something that everybody dreads that comes around every April

“HONEY, it’s April again, did you give the tax money to the extortionists—- I mean the IRS?

by thasilverline0001 July 27, 2020

French Tax

If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.

"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."

by Wojach May 9, 2023

The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023

vătămăniuc tax

It's like fanum tax but bigger

Hey man I just got a 20 piece combo from McDonald's
Aye I'm finna vătămăniuc tax you (take away your entire meal, phone, wallet, anal virginity)

by Sw@gL0rд69 May 19, 2024

Camron tax

You have to share a peice of your bitch with him. I.e, pussy, head, handjob, something of value.

Im about to get with this bitch but im concerned about the camron tax and what hes gonna demand this time

by Bongaclapa August 5, 2023

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax is just like the tax for your Food

Food Taxer : Yo , It's time for Fanum tax
person 2 : Go Fuck Yourself.

by anonymous January 9, 2024

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by We Are Here If You Complain March 5, 2024