Doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and only throws things at people with the name Amanda. But only date's Alyssa's. oh yeah... and has DIABETUS. He also loves lettuce salad <3
Amanda: Tanner stop throwing things at me
Tanner: nah
Amanda: Tanner stop
Tanner: nah
Alyssa: Tanner stop!
Tanner: okay
*Tanner continues to throw (actual) shit at Amanda and Abby sits in the comfy chair in the corner of the room on her phone ignoring Amanda and Tanner*
Tanner: nah
Amanda: Tanner stop
Tanner: nah
Alyssa: Tanner stop!
Tanner: okay
*Tanner continues to throw (actual) shit at Amanda and Abby sits in the comfy chair in the corner of the room on her phone ignoring Amanda and Tanner*
by streetstreet2012 February 10, 2018
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“Did you see tanner in the bathroom with that kid”
“Yeah, they were probably having touch touch time”
“Yeah, they were probably having touch touch time”
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The Simpsons Talker tried to convince me that Castro was a thief by citing the trillion-dollar bill episode, in which Castro stole a trillion-dollar bill from Mr. Burns.
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Huge fuckboy. Wears Sperry's. Goes golfing after church on Sundays. Refuses to wear any clothes that aren't from GAP. In 12th grade, and still wears snapbacks and HUF socks.
Cameron: Tanner asked me to prom, should I go with him?
Emily: No, everyone knows Tanner is a huge fuckboy. I mean, he still wears boat shoes in 2016.
Cameron: you right!
Emily: No, everyone knows Tanner is a huge fuckboy. I mean, he still wears boat shoes in 2016.
Cameron: you right!
by lmaoemily October 28, 2016
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