tree sap

ejaculation or cum from a male

Mike: my girlfriend complained cause i got tree sap all over her face
Joe: really i heard she likes it

by russett January 5, 2009

Tree semen

noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. Commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. The liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. Removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree semen dries up.

Shit man, that tree tried to inseminate my Bimmer last night, I got effing tree semen all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.

by Chrisanthynum July 27, 2010

Faggot Tree

Is a large family tree mostly made up of faggots or those that display faggot like behavior.

"Jims family tree is such a Faggot Tree ,the farther up you go the more faggots you will see." Said Dave

"Really?" Tom asked.
"Yeah man,his family is so filthy rich from investing into and mining the material called Faggitite,"Dave said,"because as you know only faggots can touch that Faggitite.

by Faggottron9000 November 16, 2016

TREE

A really ugly girl not worthy of a pull

Originated from TREE GIRL - a girl from the ugly tree.

If you pull a tree, you deserve to be laughed at.

"She's a rite tree"

"HAHA asif you pulled Tree Girl"

by SLUTTOES October 16, 2008

tree trunk

fat ass blunt

Damn can i even fit that tree trunk in my mouth?

by Mattitude and mikeaholic May 3, 2003

tree fity

what the chinese man who owns the food truck asks for when you want a cheese quesadilla

One chee quesadilla thats tree fity

by beejabeeja December 1, 2006

Christmas Tree

When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)

dude i totally got christmas treed last night.

by coheed92 October 18, 2010