Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

nal beard

a man or a womens hairy bum

" danng kayler has major nal beard ". " your dirty nal "

by gingey b! December 30, 2008

Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.

Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard

by condigityy June 11, 2015

Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.

That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.

by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016

Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020

beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

by KingTrice June 13, 2017

Faux Beard

A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.

Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.

by jessesuit June 5, 2011