Monkey Bar

"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the Primate hierarchy.

Faye: Let's go to that bar Trixie told us about...

Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are jerks!

by KatieKakes July 29, 2009

shtitty bar

A really bad strip club, commonly characterized by employing women of questionable looks, talent and DNA.

Adam: "Hey, let's go to the strip club!"

Jeff: "I can't, fool. I'm broke like a joke."

Adam: "We'll just go to a shtitty bar, it will be cheap!"

Jeff: "Sweet, I hope we see a Yeti working the pole again."

by Jeff H July 7, 2008

bar culture

1) Used to describe the party/ pub scene 2) A phrase that points to the subculture of Street Workout/ Extreme Calisthenics

1) The bar culture in Chicago is very diverse with many bars and pubs throughout the city. 2) The bar culture in Chicago is very active with many Street Workout parks and crews throughout the city.

by ElToroFlaco May 18, 2016

barred out

to be very relaxed on “xanax”, i believe it’s because of xanax (brand) being in a bar shape?

p1: im barred out
p2: ok i dont care shut the f

by sexypalindrome January 22, 2022

bar tail

The easy chick at the bar.

"I'm taking you out tonight, dude. No more of this suckfuck. Give the Dirt Devil a rest. No, we're scoring some bar tail."

by British swingmeister January 20, 2009

Bar crawl

2+ people go to 2+ bars

“Vicki, do you want to go on a bar crawl tonight?” Alyssa said pensively. Vicki stopped in her tracks inquisitively and exclaimed, “oh yes!”

by Alyden August 9, 2019

Three-Barred

In any game in the Call of Duty Series, the act of being killed countless times due to a bad connection (read latent connection) and then to be chastised and labelled a NOOB. This often leads to broken controllers and headsets from smashing them in frustration. Frequently, swearing is involved.

WHAT!!! WTF!!!! I SHOT THAT GUY....I PUT AN ENTIRE CLIP INTO HIM"...(looks at the connection)... OH GREAT! NOW I'M GETTING F**KING THREE-BARRED

by The Cheat WUTC January 24, 2011