Teacher

A professional babysitter with the occasional lesson.
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by Philosopher stone jr December 11, 2023
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People that are paid a lot of money for something they enjoy to do- ruining kid's lives by giving them panic attacks from the violent techniques they use to kill their prey- homework.
The Science teacher gave us homework with no notice over the weekend and expected it to be done by Monday.
by NASA_AXOLOTL March 08, 2021
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Somebody in school that's supposed to teach you but often ends up abusing you. They can also cause you to have mental breakdowns when they're racist hoes. But they kind of teach you but not always, and they get complete control over you, they can take you're stuff, it's socialism.
I hate my reading teacher, she took away my binder.
by BaldGermanBaguette February 05, 2020
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PLS NO! Teachers are the worst jobs to have and are fucking crusty stupid Baka useless. Even though, in my school, we all, the kids, are so mad bc the teachers are strict. ALSO THE KIDS AGED 1-13 GO THERE, EVEN FOR PRE-SCHOOL! It’s annoying cuz we wake up early like 3:30 AM. Can’t even take breaks! No Saturday or Sunday off! No Spring, Winter, Autumnwe have autumn break, ok? and Winter Break! I’m like in the 6th grade but it’s just that the younger childrenor kids for replacement are treated fairly but the 3-6 graders get treated UNFAIRLY! You heard me, unfairly. Teachers send u to this prison-like place called school. It’s so long and mean. You get put there with a bunch of dumbasses and fat dummies.
Teacher: Who’s ready for a pop quiz?
Students: HELL NAH IM OUTTA’ HERE!
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023
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A teacher is a fucking bumbass that could also be called a dreamcrusher cos they just don't let us do anything ever and don't actually *teach* u anything
My teacher abso-fucking-loutley sucks
by My brain is cleverer than your January 22, 2019
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by mayacurrie January 27, 2023
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Internationally known demons, Teachers are the guys in the back of your moms van, she unleashes them at you as a form of punishment and they shower you with pain and torture, also known as homework.
Friend:how’s your teachers at school
Me:An internationally known demons, why?
by Mighty poteite December 02, 2019
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