A security system that inevitably prevents one from having intercourse, usually due to the inability to sneak out in the middle of the night, or worry of getting caught by parents, guardians, or any type of house mate.
"Dammit, I'm sorry, babe, I would be fucking you right now if it weren't for this lame ass sexurity system... Yeah, maybe next time we can try."
by legendofalex123 May 13, 2014
Get the Sexurity Systemmug. A male or female's entertainment rich rump. Usually well formed, large but not overboard.
Can be abbreviated as RES, or just Rear Entertainment.
Can be abbreviated as RES, or just Rear Entertainment.
Wow (he/she) has quite the rear entertainment system.
Looks at the size of that RES!
And I thought my Hummers RES was fly!
Looks at the size of that RES!
And I thought my Hummers RES was fly!
by Cinap April 7, 2009
Get the Rear Entertainment Systemmug. A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.
Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"
Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018
Get the My craziness has a systemmug. Won't Lynyrd Skynyrd be cancelled by September? I don't mean just their show, but the entire band, cancelled for being systemic.
by Yoppppppp! April 22, 2021
Get the systemicmug. A systems baby is a youth who was incarcerated at a young age and thus, raised in the (in)Justice System. Usually, parents or legal guardians will pay child support to the state.
by rebelde con causa June 16, 2025
Get the Systems Babymug. Someone that lacks personality, is overly reliant on friend groups, and contributes little to nothing and lets others do the heavy lifting. They don’t have any tolerance for loneliness whatsoever — their social life hinges on their friends’ willingness to accommodate. Horrible at one-on-one conversations.
“Charles Barkley said , “If you ain’t driving the bus, don’t walk around talk in’ ‘bout you a champion. If you ridin’ the bus, I don’t wanna hear it.”
“Hmm. Some players’ rings don’t have as much weight because they weren’t the catalyst. Do you think a system player could be a good insult but more fitting for social contexts?”
“That’s a great idea.”
“Hmm. Some players’ rings don’t have as much weight because they weren’t the catalyst. Do you think a system player could be a good insult but more fitting for social contexts?”
“That’s a great idea.”
by Gucci Butchi June 15, 2025
Get the System Playermug. A term in Litrpg/progression novels. Non-sensical or arbitrary rules and activity created by the system. Originated from "Primal Hunter" by Zogarth
by GenericSunset April 17, 2025
Get the System fuckerymug.