Spaghetti

A lanky person and is too drunk the become spaghetti

I am spaghetti

by Urbangeeza November 14, 2018

Spaghetti Kid

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school. Most likely to have extremely greasy hair, googles pictures of firearms at school, and doesn't have any social skills what so ever.

Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!

by Slatericy November 23, 2018

Spaghettification

What happened to Alex Smith's leg in the Texans and and Redskins game

Did you see the spaghettification of Alex Smith's leg when Watt and Jackson tackled him...

by Authormorgan69 November 30, 2018

spaghetti dog

or spaghetti dogging
choking on food
that one vine where that dog eats spaghetti and then throws it up.

“i ate my food to fast and spaghetti dogged”

by beespiders January 7, 2019

Spaghetti

When a hot blonde guy is wearing a red shirt

“Omg Dennis is SUCH a spaghetti tonight”
“I know but like .... he’s so sexy”

by DennisP99 January 27, 2019

Spaghetti

Pronunciation:
spaghetti/spəˈɡɛti/

The feed of the Gods.

Since acient times Spaghetti has been consumed by the common people as a way to get closer to our deities .
The usage of Spaghetti has however been lost, so has the knowledge of the Gods.
Nowadays we only feed on Spaghetti to get nutriens. This is sin and you will go to hell after you die.

The italians say they invented Spaghetti, this is true. They created it for the Gods 6000 b.c.

Person 1: Oh, you are eating some Spaghetti?
Person 2: Yeah, would you care for some?
Person 1: Cursed be thyne family for thou hast sinned.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by Harikjay February 5, 2019

Spaghetti and Meatballs

When you rub your limp dick on her clit and then slap her in the face with your balls

Her: Daddy, I want a serving of spaghetti and meatballs

Him: ok, let me prepare this exquisite dish momma. *starts to perform the move*

by Reload February 11, 2019