spider-bite itch

spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.

One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Spade

One of the nicknames given to the job of mortarman in the U.S. military, in reference to the fact that mortarmen are not necessarily on the direct front lines. It is under the belief that a mortar team sits in the "rear" waiting for a fire mission to send rounds down range, while playing the card game "spades", a game that can be very long, and easy to pick up if interrupted.

PFC Schmuckatelli may be a dumb machine gunner, but at least he ain't a lazy spade

by skafiend167 August 4, 2009

Clock Spider

(CS for short) A spider that was once found behind a clock, three pictures were taken of it, one with its legs sticking out from behind the clock, one (clock removed) showing the relative size of the spider, and one (clock removed) showing the details of its body. A message board called LUE worships it, and there are rumors of it once having a ninth leg.

LUE bows in reverence to our almighty god, the one and only Clockspider, ruler of the universe.

by ned randersoff December 25, 2003

spade

1. (verb) to make smalltalk with someone with the single intention of softening them up for a later seduction attempt. To put in some "ground work".

2. (noun) the metaphorical implement with which one carries out a spading operation

1. Man, check out Dave. He is totally spading those three co-eds.

2. "Hey Dave! Can I get you a spade?"

by snookums August 9, 2005

Spider

Graffiti slang for a piece or stencil in a hard to reach (generally high-up) place.

Used as both a noun, verb, and occasionally as an adjective.

Noun: "bro, check out my spider from the weekend, it's on the top of the train tunnel.

Verb: "he spidered that piece"

Adjective: "all her pieces are really spider"

by smlk April 16, 2008

two of spades

A double slap of the male genitalia forming the shapes of spades on each cheek.

Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!".

by Mr. Hester May 17, 2007

spaded lady / ies

A term for a woman or women that fuck black men only. Sometimes they will get a tattoo of a black spade marking them out to black guys as being blacked only

Jane walked into the bar - exposing her tattooed ankle of a black spade she sat down next to 3 blackmen , one of the black guys nudged his friend and whispered "hey, shes a spaded lady / ies"

by Hephaestus June 28, 2007