Fort-shitting

Sitting on the toilet while playing the game Fortnite on your phone, tablet, or laptop/pc.

Chad: Dude stop calling me.
Brady: Why?
Chad: I'm Fort-shitting right now.
Brady: You better win!

by bigpapihere June 14, 2018

IG Shitting

Scrolling through the Instagram while sitting on the toilet

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit IG shitting and come out.

by There is an i before P June 27, 2018

Sis spotting

When your friend has a crush on your sister

A bro are you sis spotting right now not cool man

by Tranny Sammy March 21, 2019

Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.

Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.

by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019

fk.spotting

Best spotter you'll ever see.Has an excelent spotting IG acc.You are stupid if you don't follow him and you better do it rn.Probably from Croatia

Who is fk.spotting?

by fk.spotting on INSTA November 23, 2021

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.

I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...

by Pokchop March 5, 2022

Hot Spotting

When a Hotwife is in "heat" and in search of her next non-husband suiter she dresses provocatively and stops at various locations like nightclubs and bars.

My Hotwife is downtown tonight in her cutest little black dress Hot Spotting in hopes to meet a new boyfriend.

by Mister Mayhem September 4, 2022