The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022
Get the Montclair Sperm Donor Centremug. A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.
Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?
Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.
Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.
Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
by Pat gently June 7, 2023
Get the Sperm thiefmug. When you get a large wad of sperm in your throat and you have to release the phlegm-y substance by hacking up a loogie
by dong in a thong October 10, 2016
Get the sperm loogiemug. Describes da useless content of most of da junk e-mail messages dat land in yer inbox --- i.e., they're either worthless meaningless crap, or sexually-explicit garbage dat you have no interest in.
It was a total waste of time to even check my e-mail inbox today... everything there was either spam or sperm!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the spam or spermmug. by SPERM EJACULATOR January 12, 2017
Get the sperm worldmug. A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”
by ALDND January 30, 2025
Get the Sperm Baby Massacremug. SM Entertainment's new "The Avengers" group. People say it's "SuperM", I just say it's a weird way of marketing .-.
Intellectual: yo, SM's new group, Sperm, is such a good idea!!!
Water sheep: wtf bro, it's SuperM, not sperm.
I: whatever...
Pewdiepie: yo wHO ADDED INTELLECTUALS IN MY WORLD
Water sheep: wtf bro, it's SuperM, not sperm.
I: whatever...
Pewdiepie: yo wHO ADDED INTELLECTUALS IN MY WORLD
by Ninja Has Ligma August 24, 2019
Get the Spermmug.